Sure, high school has its high points. But its also full of ridiculous rules, irritating people, and ongoing drama—in short, it’s a breeding ground for B.S.

That’s where your uncensored B.S. dictionary comes in. Inside, you’ll find straight talk about all of your favorite and not-so-favorite aspects of high school, from substitute teachers, school shrinks, and prom to hooking up, making out, and the highly anticipated (though who knows why, really) Sweet 16.

True, this dictionary won’t help you avoid the B.S.—but it might make it a little easier to bear.